
And what can be more fun than dressing up your dog for Halloween?
Am I the only one in the whole wide world that doesn’t know what a “ponderism” is? Now that I think about it, I can’t be. I went to the dictionary and looked for an official definition and came up empty handed!
Well, maybe one of my fearless readers will suggest a definition of “ponderism” but in the meantime, here are some great examples!
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
- If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?